Thursday, 16 April 2009
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Modern Day Samurai: Isao Machii
What your about to see is a video of Isao Machii, who is billed as the modern-day samurai, showing his skills with his blade. It's a long video, here is the good parts if you have ADD or impatient.
1:45: Cuts the top half of a mushroom's cap off. *Penis Cringe*
3:30: Horizontally cuts a bean pod lengthwise. *Penis Cringe x2*
5:15: Cuts a 6mm Airsoft BB shot at him in half. Bringing a gun to a Samurai fight might not be enough with Isao.
8:00: Cuts an iron pipe in half without bending or warping the pipe. Eh, I'm not impressed with this. I could've done the same thing with my cock. WAH-TAAAAA!!!!
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Comments (13)
holey fuck nutz duuuuude.
Last night I watched an episode of Warriors, where they compare different fighters from history and see who would win. It was Samurai vs. Viking. Anyone would be a fool to consider that the Viking would win. The Samurai guy blew everyone away by putting two arrows into both eyes!
@franksabunch - is that the show on Spike? I wanna see it but I keep missing it.
If he wants...he can cut my bagels.
SICK!!!!!
CRAZY!
@oldSkool_nyc - hahaha
Awesome!
@ibizajb - Yup! Next I think they have Spartan vs. Ninja. The show is off the hook because they hack through human models and dead animals. It's funny, I went to med school with the doctor they have in the show. He was 3 classes above me.
I love how he stared down the mushroom before beheading it.
The instant replay of him owning that pipe is awesome too because it sounds like someone is barking like a dog over and over.
my fav is the pea pods!!! maybe he should have a cooking tutorial on youtube... :D
iron chef, no joke.
but a badass one, indeed.
far out...